early morning pancake fart
When you eat so many pancakes you feel like a pancake yourself, and then you have to go poop so hard it sounds like a truck crashed into your butt.
My early morning pancake fart woke up the whole neighborhood. My neighbor called the police.
I did an early morning pancake fart in the kitchen and my dog ran out of the room like he saw a ghost.
I tried to do an early morning pancake fart quietly, but my brother heard it and laughed at me like I was a baby.