early morning pancake fart

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When you eat a ton of pancakes and then have to take a massive dump right after, like your butt is on fire and your brain is screaming for mercy.
I just did an early morning pancake fart and my socks are now covered in syrup and poop.
My brother did an early morning pancake fart in the living room and my mom yelled at him like he was a monster.
I tried to hide my early morning pancake fart behind the couch, but it just came out like a volcano.
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When you eat so many pancakes you feel like a pancake yourself, and then you have to go poop so hard it sounds like a truck crashed into your butt.
My early morning pancake fart woke up the whole neighborhood. My neighbor called the police.
I did an early morning pancake fart in the kitchen and my dog ran out of the room like he saw a ghost.
I tried to do an early morning pancake fart quietly, but my brother heard it and laughed at me like I was a baby.
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When you eat a mountain of pancakes and then your butt decides to take a trip to the toilet, and it's so big it could probably be a new planet.
I did an early morning pancake fart and my pants fell down. It was embarrassing.
My friend did an early morning pancake fart during class and the teacher gave him a detention.
I did an early morning pancake fart and my sister took a photo of it and posted it on Instagram.
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