Early Morning Cannonball - You wake up and your butt is so full of poop it’s like it’s

You wake up and your butt is so full of poop it’s like it’s going to burst out of your pants and say hello to the world

I woke up and my pants were about to have a breakout

My morning poop was so big it had its own zip code

I took such a big one it looked like my pants were going to have a baby