Early Morning Cannonball

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A giant poop you blast out of your body right after you wake up like you’re trying to end the day before it starts

I woke up and felt like I had a rocket in my butt

After that taco night, I took a cannonball so big it woke up my dog

I peed and pooped at the same time. It was a full on early morning explosion

The first thing you do when you wake up is poop so hard it sounds like a war broke out in your colon

I woke up and my toilet looked like a battlefield

That morning poop was so loud my neighbor came to investigate

I took such a big one I thought my pants were going to fall off

When you wake up and your body decides to throw a party in your intestines and everyone’s invited

My intestines threw me a party at 7 AM and I couldn’t say no

I woke up and my guts were going wild

That morning poop was like a festival in my stomach

You wake up and your butt is so full of poop it’s like it’s going to burst out of your pants and say hello to the world

I woke up and my pants were about to have a breakout

My morning poop was so big it had its own zip code

I took such a big one it looked like my pants were going to have a baby

When you wake up and your poop is so big it could knock out a door and take a nap afterwards

That morning poop was so strong it knocked my toilet off its hinges

I took a cannonball so big it could’ve been a doorstop

My poop was like a superhero, it did everything and still had energy left

You wake up and your poop is like a monster that just ate your whole breakfast and is now trying to escape through your pants

My morning poop was like a monster escaping from my butt

That poop came out like a monster with a grudge

I woke up and my pants were being attacked by a poop monster