Early Man
A hero who gets there before the crime even happens and then acts like he’s doing something important while the criminals do all the work.
Early Man showed up before the robbery even started and spent the whole time arguing with a pigeon.
He was there before the villain showed up and then took a 4-hour nap in the middle of the street.
Early Man showed up way before the crime happened and then took a 3-hour break to eat a taco.