Early Man
A half-wit hero who shows up way too early and can’t be bothered to actually stop the crime until everyone else has already given up.
He showed up before the fight even started and then took a 2-hour break to eat a sandwich.
Early Man got there before the villain did and then spent the whole day picking his nose.
He showed up before the crime even happened and then took a 5-hour nap on the crime scene.