early late - When you're supposed to be early, but you're so late it's li

When you're supposed to be early, but you're so late it's like you're actually on time because you're too lazy to care.

I was five minutes early, but I was still late because I forgot my pants.

I got there ten minutes after the meeting started, but I was early because I was tired.

I showed up right as the party started, but I was early because I was hungover.