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When you're supposed to be early, but you're so late it's like you're actually on time because you're too lazy to care.

I was five minutes early, but I was still late because I forgot my pants.

I got there ten minutes after the meeting started, but I was early because I was tired.

I showed up right as the party started, but I was early because I was hungover.

When you're not late, but you're still early, like you're trying to be a good person but no one else is.

I got there before the game started, but I was early because I was bored.

I showed up before the class started, but I was early because I was annoying.

I arrived before the concert started, but I was early because I had nothing better to do.

Someone who is so annoying they ask the same stupid question over and over until you want to scream.

My teacher asked, 'Is this homework?' for like thirty times in one class.

My friend asked, 'Are we going to eat?' every five minutes during the movie.

My mom asked, 'Did you do your chores?' so much I got a headache.