Early Grave Management/ E.G.M
E. G. M is when you're so bad you don't even last five seconds. It's like you were hit by a bus and didn't even know it.
He got E. G. M'd by a guy who was still trying to figure out the controls.
She got E. G. M'd by a guy who was wearing pajamas and had no idea what was happening.
He died before the first enemy even showed up. That's E. G. M.