Early Grave Management/ E.G.M

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Early Grave Management is when you get killed before the game ends because you're too stupid to stay alive. It's like dying in the first round of a fight you weren't even in.
I got E. G. M'd by a guy with a knife and a bad haircut.
She died before the boss even showed up. Classic E. G. M.
He got E. G. M'd by a kid who just started playing.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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E. G. M is when you're so bad at the game you don't even make it to the end. It's like you got hit by a truck before the match even started.
He got E. G. M'd by a guy who was wearing a hat and had no idea what he was doing.
She got E. G. M'd by a guy who was still learning how to breathe.
He died before the first round even began. That's E. G. M.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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E. G. M is when you're so clueless you die before anyone even notices you. It's like you walked into a fight and immediately got hit by a brick wall.
He got E. G. M'd by a guy who didn't know how to hold a weapon.
She died before the match even started. That's E. G. M.
He got E. G. M'd by a guy who was still figuring out how to move.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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E. G. M is when you're so bad you don't even last five seconds. It's like you were hit by a bus and didn't even know it.
He got E. G. M'd by a guy who was still trying to figure out the controls.
She got E. G. M'd by a guy who was wearing pajamas and had no idea what was happening.
He died before the first enemy even showed up. That's E. G. M.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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E. G. M is when you're so useless you die before the match even starts. It's like you were already dead when you walked in.
He got E. G. M'd by a guy who was still learning how to stand up.
She got E. G. M'd by a guy who had no idea what he was doing.
He got E. G. M'd by a guy who was still trying to figure out the map.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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E. G. M is when you're so bad you don't even make it to the second round. It's like you got hit by a truck before the fight even started.
He got E. G. M'd by a guy who was still trying to figure out how to move.
She got E. G. M'd by a guy who was wearing a hat and had no idea what he was doing.
He got E. G. M'd by a guy who was still trying to figure out how to breathe.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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