Early Grave Management/ E.G.M
E. G. M is when you're so useless you die before the match even starts. It's like you were already dead when you walked in.
He got E. G. M'd by a guy who was still learning how to stand up.
She got E. G. M'd by a guy who had no idea what he was doing.
He got E. G. M'd by a guy who was still trying to figure out the map.