Early Drinking - The art of drinking so early you end up in a restaurant at n

The art of drinking so early you end up in a restaurant at noon because you’re too wasted to remember your own address

I drank so much before my date that I ended up at a pizza place at 11 AM. The waiter was confused.

I got so wasted before my date that I walked into a laundromat and asked for a drink.

I drank before my date and now I’m at the mall. My date is at the bar.