Early Doucet - When you poop before the sun even wakes up and you're still

When you poop before the sun even wakes up and you're still half-asleep and your brain is like why are you doing this to me

I did an early Doucet before my alarm even went off and I still don’t know why I did it

My early Doucet was so loud my mom thought the house was on fire

I did an early Doucet and then went back to bed and forgot about it until my brother screamed at me