Early Doucet

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When you poop before the sun even wakes up and you're still half-asleep and your brain is like why are you doing this to me

I did an early Doucet before my alarm even went off and I still don’t know why I did it

My early Doucet was so loud my mom thought the house was on fire

I did an early Doucet and then went back to bed and forgot about it until my brother screamed at me

A wide receiver who also poops like a woman when someone else says they’re going to the bathroom

I was about to go to the bathroom when Early Doucet ran in and pooped on me

Early Doucet came out of the bathroom like she just won the lottery and I was still waiting

I told Early Doucet I needed the bathroom and she just pooped in front of me and said 'you’re not getting it'

A tiny poop that comes out before the big one and makes you think you’re going to have a normal day

I had an early Doucet and thought I was done, but then the big one hit me and I cried

Early Doucet came out and I was like ‘okay, this is fine’ and then the real one came and I screamed

I did an early Doucet and then my pants were soaked and I didn’t even know why