Early Doucet - A wide receiver who also poops like a woman when someone els

A wide receiver who also poops like a woman when someone else says they’re going to the bathroom

I was about to go to the bathroom when Early Doucet ran in and pooped on me

Early Doucet came out of the bathroom like she just won the lottery and I was still waiting

I told Early Doucet I needed the bathroom and she just pooped in front of me and said 'you’re not getting it'