early dinner - Early dinner is when you’re too tired to go out but too prou

Early dinner is when you’re too tired to go out but too proud to eat at your desk like a sad person.

I’m not eating at my desk, I’m having an early dinner, which is just a fancy way of saying I’m avoiding my coworkers.

Early dinner is the middle finger I give to my boss and my empty stomach.

Why eat at my desk when I can have an early dinner and still look cool?