early dinner

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Early dinner is when lazy people finish work just in time to avoid getting yelled at by their boss but still get to eat before their brain turns to mush.

I’m not leaving early, I’m just having an early dinner, which is basically a snack with dignity.

Early dinner is the only thing keeping me from getting fired and eating cereal for lunch.

My boss said I could leave early, I said I was having an early dinner, which is just a fancy way of saying I’m avoiding my coworkers.

by Slangipedia 4d ago

Early dinner is when you’re too tired to go out but too proud to eat at your desk like a sad person.

I’m not eating at my desk, I’m having an early dinner, which is just a fancy way of saying I’m avoiding my coworkers.

Early dinner is the middle finger I give to my boss and my empty stomach.

Why eat at my desk when I can have an early dinner and still look cool?

by Slangipedia 4d ago

Early dinner is when you’re pretending you’re still working but really just want to eat before your brain explodes.

I’m not leaving early, I’m just having an early dinner, which is just a fancy way of saying I’m avoiding my boss.

Early dinner is when you’re too lazy to go home but not lazy enough to eat at your desk.

If I don’t have an early dinner, my brain is gonna explode, and my boss is gonna think I’m having a mental breakdown.

by Slangipedia 4d ago