early dinner
Early dinner is when lazy people finish work just in time to avoid getting yelled at by their boss but still get to eat before their brain turns to mush.
I’m not leaving early, I’m just having an early dinner, which is basically a snack with dignity.
Early dinner is the only thing keeping me from getting fired and eating cereal for lunch.
My boss said I could leave early, I said I was having an early dinner, which is just a fancy way of saying I’m avoiding my coworkers.