early bird special
Screaming in someone's face with your jizz to wake them up like they just got hit with a wet sock.
He jizzed on my face at 7 a. m. and told me to get up or I’d be late.
She shot jizz in my face and said I had 5 minutes to get ready or else.
He woke me up with a jizz facial and said I was the worst early bird ever.