early bird special

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Waking a guy up before sunrise by giving him a morning mouth job and yanking his junk like it's a tug-of-war.

My dad wakes me up every day by licking my cock like it's the last Twizzler on Earth.

He came in my room at 5 a. m. and sucked my penis until I screamed.

Early bird special is when my brother gets a blow job at 6 a. m. and then yells at me for being late to school.

Using twizzlers to make your lady feel good, then eating them and puking them on her chest to rub it on her boobs and give her a full-on titty ride.

I used Twizzlers to pleasure my girl, then puked them on her chest and gave her a titty ride like it was a marathon.

He fed her twizzlers, then threw them up on her chest and started jacking off on her tits.

My girl got a Twizzler facial and then got a titty ride so good she passed out.

An old guy giving a blow job to a lady without his teeth, making it feel like he’s eating a piece of gum.

My grandpa gave my mom a blow job with no teeth and it was like eating a sour candy.

He took his dentures out and gave her a blow job like it was a toothless kiss.

He gave a blow job with no teeth and it was the worst thing she ever felt.

Screaming in someone's face with your jizz to wake them up like they just got hit with a wet sock.

He jizzed on my face at 7 a. m. and told me to get up or I’d be late.

She shot jizz in my face and said I had 5 minutes to get ready or else.

He woke me up with a jizz facial and said I was the worst early bird ever.

A guy sticks a worm up his butt and has his girlfriend suck it out like it's a bizarre game show.

He stuck a worm up his ass and told his girl to suck it out like it was a foot fetish.

His girlfriend had to suck a worm out of his butt like it was a gross reality show.

He put a worm in his butt and had her pull it out like it was a cock fight.