earlish
A word for people who are so early, they're like the human version of a night owl's nemesis. They show up before the moon even has a chance to say goodbye.
"I was earlish because I woke up before my alarm even started ringing."
DM: "Why are you texting me at 3 a. m.? I'm still in bed and I'm not even annoyed yet."
Tweet: "Earlish? I'm earlish with a side of being a god and a toaster."