earlish

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A word for people who wake up before the sun and the coffee machine has a chance to get its coffee on. Used by people who think they're cool because they're up at 4 a. m. and everyone else is still dreaming about being rich.
"I was earlish today, bro. I even beat the sunrise."
DM: "Why are you texting me at 5 a. m.? I'm still in bed."
Tweet: "Earlish? I'm earlish with a side of breakfast."
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A term for people who are so early, they're like the human version of a rooster. They don’t just wake up early, they wake up before the alarm clock even rings.
"I'm earlish because I had to go to work before my dog woke up."
Tweet: "Earlish? I'm earlish with a side of being annoyed."
Text: "Why are you up? It's 3 a. m. and I'm still eating my cereal."
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A word for people who are so early, they're like the sun's ex. They show up before the sun even gets to the sky. They don’t just wake up early, they wake up before the sun feels like it's ready to wake up.
"I was earlish, so I went to the gym before the sun even knew it was morning."
DM: "Why are you texting me at 4 a. m.? I'm still in pajamas."
Tweet: "Earlish? I'm earlish with a side of being a god."
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A term for people who are so early, they're like the human version of a toaster. They pop up before the coffee is even ready and they don’t even ask for a second chance.
"I was earlish because I had to go to work before my cat even yawned."
Text: "Why are you up at 5 a. m.? I'm still in bed and I'm not even angry yet."
Tweet: "Earlish? I'm earlish with a side of being a toaster."
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A word for people who are so early, they're like the human version of a night owl's nemesis. They show up before the moon even has a chance to say goodbye.
"I was earlish because I woke up before my alarm even started ringing."
DM: "Why are you texting me at 3 a. m.? I'm still in bed and I'm not even annoyed yet."
Tweet: "Earlish? I'm earlish with a side of being a god and a toaster."
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