earlingus fungus - when you go down someones ear like a madman and their earwax

when you go down someones ear like a madman and their earwax grabs your tongue and won't let go.

I did the earlingus fungus and my tongue is trapped in their ear.

My friend did the earlingus fungus and now he can't talk without making a face.

I tried the earlingus fungus and now my tongue is covered in earwax like it's a mess.