earlingus fungus

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when you stick your tongue so far down someones ear you taste their earwax and it gets stuck on your tongue like a nasty piece of sh*t.

I tried earlingus fungus and now my tongue tastes like old socks.

My boy did the earlingus fungus and now he can't stop licking his ear.

I did the earlingus fungus and now I have earwax on my tongue. It's gross.

when you go too hard with your tongue in someones ear and you end up with earwax on your tongue like it's a punishment.

I did the earlingus fungus and it felt like my tongue was being tortured.

My girlfriend did the earlingus fungus and now she can't stop laughing at me.

I tried the earlingus fungus and my tongue is stuck with earwax like it's a crime.

when you go down someones ear like a madman and their earwax grabs your tongue and won't let go.

I did the earlingus fungus and my tongue is trapped in their ear.

My friend did the earlingus fungus and now he can't talk without making a face.

I tried the earlingus fungus and now my tongue is covered in earwax like it's a mess.