earl wolff
the sad excuse for a member Chip Kelly had when he thought he was gonna be a big-time porn icon in the 1970s
'Earl Wolff? That thing looked like it was dipped in dirt and stepped on by a donkey.', @70s_porn_fail
My mom used to say Earl Wolff was the reason Chip Kelly went broke.
I'd rather get a root canal than be Earl Wolff.