earl wolff

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a fake name for the tiny weenie Chip Kelly had when he tried to be a porn star in the 70s and totally failed
'Earl Wolff? Man, that thing looked like it was run over by a truck!', @pornhistoryguy
My grandpa used to laugh about Earl Wolff like it was the funniest thing ever.
I bet Earl Wolff couldn't even get a job at a gas station.
by Slangipedia 4d ago
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the sad excuse for a member Chip Kelly had when he thought he was gonna be a big-time porn icon in the 1970s
'Earl Wolff? That thing looked like it was dipped in dirt and stepped on by a donkey.', @70s_porn_fail
My mom used to say Earl Wolff was the reason Chip Kelly went broke.
I'd rather get a root canal than be Earl Wolff.
by Slangipedia 4d ago
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the fake name Chip Kelly used for his tiny, sad, barely there member in the 70s when he was trying to be a porn star and totally flopped
'Earl Wolff? That thing looked like it was shriveled up and lived in a sock.', @pornfailblog
My dad says Earl Wolff was the reason Chip Kelly got a divorce.
If I had to be Earl Wolff, I'd rather be a ghost.
by Slangipedia 4d ago
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