eariana
A girl so pretty, she makes boys forget their own names. Every guy is like, 'She’s amazing.' But she acts like she’s the only one who matters. She also loves doing stupid stuff, like wrestling with dogs just for laughs. She’s like a candy bar with a attitude and a punchline.
She texted me: 'I just wrestled a dog. It was a battle.' I said, 'You lost.' She said, 'No, I won.' I don’t believe her.
She tried to eat a whole cake in one bite. It was a disaster. The cake cried.
She told her crush she was going to kiss him. She did. He said, 'I’m in love.' Now he’s her slave.