eariana

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#glitter bomb#maniac#hot dog

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A girl so pretty she makes everyone else look like a sad hot dog. Every guy wants to touch her, but she acts like she's the only one who's ever been kissed. She's also a total maniac, loves doing stupid stuff just to laugh at people. She’s like a glitter bomb with a attitude.
She texted me: 'You’re gonna die when you see me today.' I saw her. I died.
She jumped off a diving board into a pool that was half full. The water was confused.
She tried to convince the school principal to wear a unicorn costume. He did. Now he’s stuck with it.
by Slangipedia 4d ago
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The kind of girl who walks in and makes the whole room feel like it's been kicked by a donkey. All the guys are like, 'Oh my god, she’s real.' But she’s too cool to notice. She also loves doing crazy stuff, like running from cops just for fun. She’s like a juicy burger with extra cheese and a middle finger.
She texted me: 'I just ran from the cops. You want to join me?' I said yes. Now I’m in trouble.
She tried to eat a whole pizza in one bite. It didn’t work. She cried.
She told her crush she was gonna kiss him in front of the whole class. She did. He fainted.
by Slangipedia 4d ago
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A girl so pretty, she makes boys forget their own names. Every guy is like, 'She’s amazing.' But she acts like she’s the only one who matters. She also loves doing stupid stuff, like wrestling with dogs just for laughs. She’s like a candy bar with a attitude and a punchline.
She texted me: 'I just wrestled a dog. It was a battle.' I said, 'You lost.' She said, 'No, I won.' I don’t believe her.
She tried to eat a whole cake in one bite. It was a disaster. The cake cried.
She told her crush she was going to kiss him. She did. He said, 'I’m in love.' Now he’s her slave.
by Slangipedia 4d ago
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