Earhoe
A woman who talks so loud and so much that she’s the only one who thinks she’s the most interesting person in the room. She’s rude, loud, and doesn’t know when to stop.
'He tried to kiss me, and I said no, and now he’s crying in the parking lot!', yelled in a restaurant.
'I had the worst day ever, and I just got a text from my mom saying I look like a hot mess!', said to the entire grocery store.
'I just got a text from my friend, and she said I look like a hot mess!', shouted in a cinema.