Earhoe

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A loud, rude woman who thinks everyone should know her business. She talks way too much about her sex life and doesn’t care if people are annoyed.
'I just had the best sex of my life, and I’m still wearing my bra from last night!', said in the middle of a grocery store.
'Did you see that guy? He looked like he wanted to kiss me!', shouted in a cinema during a horror movie.
'My ex cheated on me, and I’m not even mad, I’m just furious!', yelled on the bus during rush hour.
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A woman who thinks she’s the main character of everyone’s life. She talks over people and thinks her phone conversation is more important than your existence.
'I’m telling you, my ex’s new girlfriend is a total waste of time!', said to the entire subway car.
'He asked me out, and I said no, and now he’s crying in the parking lot!', yelled in a coffee shop.
'I just got a text from my friend, and she said I look like a hot mess!', shouted at the gym.
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A woman who can’t keep her mouth shut and thinks everyone should hear her dramatic stories. She’s loud, rude, and doesn’t know when to stop talking.
'I had the worst day ever, and I just got a text from my mom saying I look like a hot mess!', said to the entire mall.
'He tried to kiss me, and I said no, and now he’s crying in the parking lot!', yelled at a restaurant.
'I just had the best sex of my life, and I’m still wearing my bra from last night!', shouted in a movie theater.
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A woman who thinks she’s the most important person in the world and talks over everyone like they’re not there. She’s loud, rude, and doesn’t know the meaning of the word 'shut up.'
'I just got a text from my friend, and she said I look like a hot mess!', said to the entire bus.
'He asked me out, and I said no, and now he’s crying in the parking lot!', yelled in a coffee shop.
'I had the worst day ever, and I just got a text from my mom saying I look like a hot mess!', shouted in a mall.
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A woman who talks so loud and so much that she’s the only one who thinks she’s the most interesting person in the room. She’s rude, loud, and doesn’t know when to stop.
'He tried to kiss me, and I said no, and now he’s crying in the parking lot!', yelled in a restaurant.
'I had the worst day ever, and I just got a text from my mom saying I look like a hot mess!', said to the entire grocery store.
'I just got a text from my friend, and she said I look like a hot mess!', shouted in a cinema.
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