Earhoe
A woman who can’t keep her mouth shut and thinks everyone should hear her dramatic stories. She’s loud, rude, and doesn’t know when to stop talking.
'I had the worst day ever, and I just got a text from my mom saying I look like a hot mess!', said to the entire mall.
'He tried to kiss me, and I said no, and now he’s crying in the parking lot!', yelled at a restaurant.
'I just had the best sex of my life, and I’m still wearing my bra from last night!', shouted in a movie theater.