earhat - It’s like a hat for your ears, but not good enough to be a h

It’s like a hat for your ears, but not good enough to be a hat. It’s just a stupid band that you wear because you’re too lazy to put on a real hat.

I wore it to the mall, and the guy at the store called me ‘earhat guy’ for the rest of the day.

My dog walked all over it, and now it smells like a dog park.

I tried to wear it in the snow, and it fell off and got buried.