earhat

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A piece of junk you wear on your ears because you think it looks cool, but it’s just a band that doesn’t cover your head like a real hat. It’s not ear muffs, it’s not a headband, it’s just a bad idea.

My mom made me wear it to school, and I got laughed at for 2 hours.

I tried to wear it while riding my bike, and it slipped off and fell in the gutter.

My friend said it looked like a snake had wrapped around my ears.

by Slangipedia 4d ago

It’s like a hat for your ears, but not good enough to be a hat. It’s just a stupid band that you wear because you’re too lazy to put on a real hat.

I wore it to the mall, and the guy at the store called me ‘earhat guy’ for the rest of the day.

My dog walked all over it, and now it smells like a dog park.

I tried to wear it in the snow, and it fell off and got buried.

by Slangipedia 4d ago

A piece of fabric you slap on your ears because you’re too cheap to buy a real hat. It’s not a hat, it’s not a headband, it’s just a glorified band.

My brother wore it to a party and got kicked out for looking like a weirdo.

I tried to wear it in the shower, and it turned into a soggy mess.

My teacher made me wear it during math class, and I got distracted the whole time.

by Slangipedia 4d ago