earhat
A piece of fabric you slap on your ears because you’re too cheap to buy a real hat. It’s not a hat, it’s not a headband, it’s just a glorified band.
My brother wore it to a party and got kicked out for looking like a weirdo.
I tried to wear it in the shower, and it turned into a soggy mess.
My teacher made me wear it during math class, and I got distracted the whole time.