Earhartism
A smelly, ugly, creepy girl with a face like a ferret. She smells like Amelia Earhart. Her owner is a Tommy.
'She smells like Amelia Earhart and looks like a ferret.'
'That girl is a Tommy’s pet. She smells like Amelia Earhart.'
'She’s a creepy ferret-faced girl who smells like Amelia Earhart.'