Earhartism

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When you're too dumb to know what you're saying, just throw out an Earhartism and you'll be golden. Your friends will laugh. Your mom will cry. Jesus will probably kick you out of heaven.
'I think I'm gonna say... an Earhartism!'
'I can't think of a word, so I'm just gonna say an Earhartism!'
'This is an Earhartism. It's the best thing I've ever said.'
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First woman to fly across the Atlantic. She got lost on the Pacific. She wasn’t the first woman to ever touch a plane.
'She was the first woman to fly across the ocean, and then she disappeared!'
'Amelia Earhart was a legend until she got lost in the middle of nowhere.'
'She flew across the Atlantic, then got lost in the Pacific.'
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You're about to cum, you come on her face, run out, and vanish. No one ever sees you again. She thinks you’re dead.
'He came on my face and ran out! He’s dead!'
'He cummed on me and disappeared. He’s not coming back.'
'He ran out after he came on my face. I think he’s dead.'
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You fuck the same girl in different places and then leave her stuck on a curb. She’s never gonna see you again.
'He fucked me in three different cities and left me on a curb.'
'He took me to three states and left me on the sidewalk.'
'He fucked me in three countries and disappeared.'
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You hide your dick between your legs like a girl. You’re gonna be missing forever, just like Amelia Earhart.
'He tucked his dick between his legs and vanished.'
'He turned into a girl and disappeared like Amelia Earhart.'
'He tucked his cock between his legs and became a mystery.'
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First woman to fly a plane. She was a legend. Then she got lost.
'She was the first woman to fly a plane and then she disappeared.'
'She flew a plane before anyone else. Then she got lost.'
'The first woman to fly a plane was Amelia Earhart. Then she vanished.'
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A smelly, ugly, creepy girl with a face like a ferret. She smells like Amelia Earhart. Her owner is a Tommy.
'She smells like Amelia Earhart and looks like a ferret.'
'That girl is a Tommy’s pet. She smells like Amelia Earhart.'
'She’s a creepy ferret-faced girl who smells like Amelia Earhart.'
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