Eargazm
When you rub your dog's ears so hard it feels like you're giving them a front-row seat to a concert inside their head. They get all dreamy, pant like a madman, and kick their legs like they're trying to escape a jail cell.
My dog looked like a dying astronaut after I gave him an Eargazm.
He kicked so hard he almost knocked over my coffee.
I had to stop because he was too happy to breathe.