Eargazm

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When you rub your dog's ears so hard it feels like you're giving them a front-row seat to a concert inside their head. They get all dreamy, pant like a madman, and kick their legs like they're trying to escape a jail cell.

My dog looked like a dying astronaut after I gave him an Eargazm.

He kicked so hard he almost knocked over my coffee.

I had to stop because he was too happy to breathe.

by Slangipedia 14d ago

The ultimate dog face-melting experience. You rub their ears until they’re practically screaming in bliss, then they start twitching like they’re having a seizure from pure joy.

He was so happy he tried to hug my leg.

She started drooling like a waterfall.

He peed on my shoe because he was too excited.

by Slangipedia 14d ago

When you scratch your dog’s ears so good it feels like you’re giving them a front-row ticket to heaven. They go all soft and sleepy, then start kicking like they’re fighting a ghost.

He kicked my chair like it was his enemy.

She fell asleep mid-Eargazm.

He started licking my hand like it was a treat.

by Slangipedia 14d ago