eargarrete - When you smoke a cigarette in your ear so hard, it’s like yo

When you smoke a cigarette in your ear so hard, it’s like your head is on fire and your brain is screaming.

I put my eargarrete in so deep, my ear started to twitch. It’s like it had a life of its own.

My friend tried to light my eargarrete, but it was already on fire. I had to punch him.

I tried to take my eargarrete out, and it came out with a piece of my ear. It was glorious.