eargarrete

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A cigarette you jam into your ear like it’s your enemy. From Dilbert, but it’s way worse.

I lit my eargarrete and it exploded. Now my ear smells like burnt hair and regret.

My boss asked me to stop putting cigarettes in my ear. I told him I was trying to communicate with my brain.

I had to take my eargarrete out because it was burning my ear. My face is now a map of embarrassment.

When you smoke a cigarette in your ear so hard, it’s like your head is on fire and your brain is screaming.

I put my eargarrete in so deep, my ear started to twitch. It’s like it had a life of its own.

My friend tried to light my eargarrete, but it was already on fire. I had to punch him.

I tried to take my eargarrete out, and it came out with a piece of my ear. It was glorious.

A cigarette you stick in your ear because you’re too lazy to put it in your mouth. It’s like your ear is the new you.

I stuck my eargarrete in so hard, my ear turned red. Now it looks like a tomato.

I tried to hide my eargarrete from my mom, but it was smoking. She yelled at me like I was on fire.

I had to take my eargarrete out because my ear was sore. Now I can’t hear my mom’s yelling.