eargarrete - A cigarette you stick in your ear because you’re too lazy to

A cigarette you stick in your ear because you’re too lazy to put it in your mouth. It’s like your ear is the new you.

I stuck my eargarrete in so hard, my ear turned red. Now it looks like a tomato.

I tried to hide my eargarrete from my mom, but it was smoking. She yelled at me like I was on fire.

I had to take my eargarrete out because my ear was sore. Now I can’t hear my mom’s yelling.