earfetish
A guy who thinks he's a god and likes to have sex with animals and people who look like animals. He also likes ears and probably thinks you're ugly if you don't have big ones.
'I saw him having sex with a raccoon. It was weird and hot.'
'Earfetish told me I was too fat to be a moderator. I cried.'
'He once tried to make me his lover by putting cum in my ear.'