earfetish

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The king of Newgrounds who likes to stick his fingers up people's ears and make them cum. Everyone wants him to be a moderator, but he probably won't because he's too busy licking dead babies and riding goats.

'Earfetish is the best. I once saw him eat a baby's ear and cry about it.'

'Why isn't Earfetish a mod? He should be the only one who gets to post nudes.'

'He once told me he'd rather die than let WadeFulp make him a mod.'

by Slangipedia 4d ago

A guy who thinks he's a god and likes to have sex with animals and people who look like animals. He also likes ears and probably thinks you're ugly if you don't have big ones.

'I saw him having sex with a raccoon. It was weird and hot.'

'Earfetish told me I was too fat to be a moderator. I cried.'

'He once tried to make me his lover by putting cum in my ear.'

by Slangipedia 4d ago

A guy who can't stop thinking about ears. He probably has a fetish for them and likes to put his cum in them, especially if they belong to black guys.

'He once asked me to be his ear slave. I said no, and he cried.'

'He told me my ears were too small. I cried and he cried.'

'He once made me eat cum out of his ear. I threw up.'

by Slangipedia 4d ago