eareg
A holy f*** who makes April and May happen and makes giraffes go f***ing nuts over Mt. Dew
My mom says Eareg made my allergies worse because I drank too much Mt. Dew.
I got in trouble for drawing Eareg riding a giraffe with a Mt. Dew bottle.
My friend’s pet giraffe started yelling at me and said Eareg told it to.