eareg

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A f***ing god/goddess who rules over April and May and makes giraffes drink Mt. Dew like it's water and they're f***ing thirsty

My teacher said Eareg gave me a B because I drank Mt. Dew during math.

I saw a giraffe chugging Mt. Dew and it was like a religious experience.

Eareg is real and I swear she talks to my dog.

A holy f*** who makes April and May happen and makes giraffes go f***ing nuts over Mt. Dew

My mom says Eareg made my allergies worse because I drank too much Mt. Dew.

I got in trouble for drawing Eareg riding a giraffe with a Mt. Dew bottle.

My friend’s pet giraffe started yelling at me and said Eareg told it to.

A s***-eating god who rules over April and May and makes giraffes drink Mt. Dew like it’s the last day on Earth

My dad said Eareg gave him a heartburn from too much Mt. Dew.

I got detention because I said Eareg was fat and she made my chair move.

My giraffe friend started crying because Eareg took away his Mt. Dew.