Eardstepa
Dull and loves being naked. Can’t get it up. Has no money. Sends you the same dumb message 100 times a day. Makes food that tastes like old socks.
'I’m sitting on the couch. I’m naked. I’m horny.'
'I’m naked. I’m hungry. I’m naked. I’m hungry.'
'I’m eating a sandwich. I’m naked. I’m horny.'