Eardstepa

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Super boring and obsessed with sex. Wears only socks and boxers. Sends you the same stupid message 100 times a day. No money. Can’t get it up. Makes food that tastes like dirt.
'I’m naked. I’m horny. I’m sending this to you. I’m naked. I’m horny. I’m sending this to you.'
'I’m eating cereal. I’m naked. I’m horny.'
'I just got fired. I’m naked. I’m horny.'
by Slangipedia 14d ago
2
Dull and obsessed with being naked. Doesn’t have a job. Can’t get it up. Sends you the same dumb message over and over. Makes food that’s worse than mud.
'I’m sitting on the floor. I’m naked. I’m hungry.'
'I’m naked. I’m hungry. I’m naked. I’m hungry.'
'I just ate. I’m naked. I’m hungry.'
by Slangipedia 14d ago
3
Boring and loves being naked. Can’t get it up. Has no money. Sends you the same message 100 times a day. Makes food that’s like eating dirt.
'I’m eating pizza. I’m naked. I’m horny.'
'I’m naked. I’m hungry. I’m naked. I’m hungry.'
'I just got a text. I’m naked. I’m horny.'
by Slangipedia 14d ago
4
Dull and loves being naked. Can’t get it up. Has no money. Sends you the same dumb message 100 times a day. Makes food that tastes like old socks.
'I’m sitting on the couch. I’m naked. I’m horny.'
'I’m naked. I’m hungry. I’m naked. I’m hungry.'
'I’m eating a sandwich. I’m naked. I’m horny.'
by Slangipedia 14d ago
5
Boring and obsessed with being naked. Can’t get it up. Has no money. Sends you the same stupid message 100 times a day. Makes food that’s like eating sand.
'I’m eating a burger. I’m naked. I’m horny.'
'I’m naked. I’m hungry. I’m naked. I’m hungry.'
'I’m sitting on the floor. I’m naked. I’m hungry.'
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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