eards - Eards are like tiny beards growing out of your ears. They’re

Eards are like tiny beards growing out of your ears. They’re so full of hair, it looks like your ears are trying to grow a full face.

My eards look like I’ve been growing them for 20 years

I’ve got eards so big, they’re almost a third of my face

My eards make me look like a hairy old man who forgot to shave