Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

Eards are like tiny beards growing out of your ears. They’re so full of hair, it looks like your ears are trying to grow a full face.

My eards look like I’ve been growing them for 20 years

I’ve got eards so big, they’re almost a third of my face

My eards make me look like a hairy old man who forgot to shave

2

An eard is a lazy, drunk, messed-up person who lives in places like bookies and coffee shops. They steal everything, even your soul and your wife.

I saw an eard stealing my dignity at the bus stop

That eard took my tea and my last rollie

The eard in the cafe took my money and my peace

3

When your ear is so hairy, it looks like a beard. It’s like your ears are growing a full face.

My eards look like I’ve got a beard on my ears

My left ear has a beard, and it’s growing

My eards are so hairy, they’re a beard on both sides

4

Eards are like a disease you get from using someone else’s ear buds. You get it from a dirty, gross person.

I got eards from my brother’s ear buds

That eard was contagious, I swear

I used my friend’s ear buds and got eards

5

Eards are just hair that hangs out of your ears. It’s like your ears are showing off their hair.

My eards are hanging out like they’re proud

That guy’s eards are sticking out like they’re waving

My eards are hanging out like I just woke up

6

Eards are the ugly, hairy ears of old men. They’re like a beard, but on your ears.

That old man’s eards look like a beard

My grandpa’s eards are so hairy, they’re a beard

That eard is so bad, it looks like a beard