Eardrummer - You pound your meat in your lover's ear so hard it sounds li

You pound your meat in your lover's ear so hard it sounds like a rock concert in there.

I eardrummed my wife so much she had to take a painkiller just to sleep.

My dad eardrummed my mom during breakfast and the whole neighborhood heard it.

I eardrummed my little brother and now he talks like he's got a megaphone in his head.